12/31/2022 0 Comments Non veg jokesNimrat Kaur: Come to think of it, that’s a really good way of putting it. (Both Akshay and Nimrat break into peals of laughter) Picture: Pabitra DasĬalcutta is your third stop of the day! Haven’t you taken the title of your film a little too seriously?! Maa: Jab tu bari ho ker achi beti banegi to tujhe b 1 milega.Akshay Kumar and Nimrat Kaur at Hyatt Regency on Thursday evening. Patni: (1/2 ghante baad): Aajao ab kapde dhoyen. Pati: Kapde dhone hain, machine khali hai ? Pati patni ne sex ka code rakha"Kapde dhona" To galti se saas ki sarri upar ho gayi, Bahu boli, PRANAAM Saas ne poocha kisko?īahu boli, sasur ki Ranbhumi aur pati ki Janambhumi ko. Kyonki bhartiya parampara ke anusaar khane peene ki cheezo ko dhak kar rakhna chahiye.Įk baar bahu apni saas ke per(legs) daba rahi thi Girl: agar tumko pata chale ki door lejakar koi tumhari gand marega to tum kya hasoge.ĭo you know why indian girls put chunni on their suit. Husband apne susral mai apni b.v se chalo sex kerte hain b.v: nahi yeh mere baap ka ghar hai husband: tu kia mere baap ka ghar chakla hai jo tu roz tyar ho jati hiaīoy ask girl: shadi ke time ladkiya roti kyon hai.? Man- no, i am a salesman of a Condom Company and these all are coustmer's complaint. MOM: Dont wory abki br Brizer thori neche kr dena SALAY KA undrwear tight ho jayge.Ī man sit in a bus with 15 children. Girl: Mom samne Wala larka mujhe dekta hai to meri Brizer tight ho jati hai Oldman: Nikal do beta, jab bandooq hi nahi chal rahi to goliyan kis kaam ki. Meri arzoo hai ke tujhe mile lung hazar, har lung ho jaise ek talwar, tujh per ho lung ki aisi barish, ke mit jaye teri gand ki kharish!!ĭoctor to old man: Baba Jee, Aapki nichey ki donu goliyan nikalni padengi Wife 200 wapid kar ke boli humne 300 se zayada kabhi liye hi nahi. 500 de kar bola,hum ne yeh kaam free mai kiya hi nahi. Shadi ki 1st nite husband apni wife ko Rs. Papa: Kuttay dia puttra o teriyan phuphian san. Chitad kade nal dhoun bhain de yara ve.Įk larka apne papa se: Papa mein v apni shadi te kanjriyan nchania ne aap ki tarah Kudi=> pani je tenu pila dita sare da sara ve. Munda=> jangal pani jandiye muteyare ni pani da ghut pila ja bankiye nare ni. What do 2 sardars says to each other if they share the same girl? Ans: assi tussi same pussy, kabhi tu ghussy kabhi mein ghussy. Next day Girl to Mom: Usne done me ek sath hath dale maine kaha DONT STOP.DONT STOP.Įk baar ek Aurat apny Breast ko zor zor se hilany laggi Phir apny Bachy ko Dood pilany lagi.īV: Sharma k! G wo Milkshake Bana rahi thi Mom to girl: Jb tera Boyfrnd teri BRA me hath dale to kehna DONTĪur jab Pant meh hath dale to kehna stop. Sardarni: Maine bra se apna mou chupa lia. Sardarni: Aaj jub mai apni bra utar ri thi tab ek larka muje dekh raha tha.
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